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When is the news section gonna start to be updated again?
anyone has access to the site, yet. I think Matt's still trying to build the staff area.
well I cant think of anything that has happened?
must do, because a load of new single reviews have gone up.
so it's a bit of a slow process.
Is looking like the most likely candidate for that kinda junk.
Here's some news:
*Crablin in 'hairwash' shocker
*Crablin considers haircut
*Prole is funny
my hair cut TWICE last weekend. Once at Fulham's disreputable 'Ginger's', who fucked up my hair, and then once at Toni and Guy, who fixed it.
none times this weekend, despite totally meaning too. I went and spent a Â£7 HMV voucher on Transatlanticism instead
overdue a haircut, I must get one before I start my new job and before I meet thewarn and boobygeorge!
Let dEUS be good hair day! Bobby, sort yourself out.
I doubt I'll have time though.
I'll see what I can do.
I'm very excited about this whole dEUS thing. You two better not disappoint me.
an outrageous claim on the weekend that i knew toni and guy personally (guy better than toni).
i can foresee this leading to a web of lies being created in the future...
that I was Danny Cadamarteri, one-time Everton striker. It was new year, I was getting a hot dog and was so drunk I could barely stand. I also told her that as a family we were no longer allowed to keep pets, since my sister and I had been forced to eat our dog. I told her it made the papers.
You can't tell me nuffing about impressing the laydeez
that my dad invented brine. A girl called Kat believed me once.
Taxi Drivers are the easiest people to lie to. If they feel obliged to make useless chit-chat, I'm gonna lie!
"and then I stopped it, with just 2 seconds to go!"
wish I was!
Kat/Cat are usually very attractive. was it true in this case?
strangely alluring, rather than very attractive. She weed in her sink once.
a girl who weed in the middle of the road. she was also alluring rather than attractive. she was called sophie though.
clear that that is NOT why she was strangely alluring.
She was sick on a taxi drivers hat (that he was wearing) and he didn't notice. We had to sit there, trying not to laugh for 10 minutes whilst he drove us back. Best taxi ride ever.
Like the time on the school bus where my mate set fire to the girl in front's hair and she didn't notice. Comedy silver!
the only way to get yourself out of such a situation is just to create more and more preposterous lies. Clearly!
(If the guy I met in the pub the other month is reading this, it is being written in a Scottish accent and although my profile doesn't say it, I was born and raised in Perth...)
Babyshambles to appear as wedding guests at the Dingle's wedding on Emmerdale
Westlife cancel tour after singer loses face in washbasin
Kim Jong Il sacked from Radio 1 after listener downturn
Theo, that was a good subject line. One of the best.
let's face it The Kooks are crap - that's what Darcy told me to say
I told Mrs Prole's mum that Alan Titchmarsh was addicted to lighter fuel and she still beleives me to this day and looks at him 'in a different light'
is the product of too many visits to the Hall of Mirrors I think. But BRight Eyes still makes a grown man cry
pwole wuves his wickle wabbits.
seen pictures of Art Garfunkel with his mini-Art son? Amazing.
i guffawed at that.
So what's his excuse, then?
is really very sad in terms of melody and nodal structure
I'll restructure your nodes!