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any old crims on dis? got any wacky stories about your days spent banged up on the wrong side of the bars?
...in a psychiatrist asylum count ?
I did three months for indecently assaulting a dog.
He was asking for it...
One trial I heard about:
The defendant got done for bestiality with a dog.
His excuse was the dog backed on to him.
The judge's retort was 'do you always stand around naked in your backgarden with a condom on?'
The prison wardens served him dog food and called him lassie.
Then he committed suicide.
That wacky enough for you?
The story contained no mention of races...
in a asylum for 5 days.
Scariest thing in my life !
If it isn't too rude...
That was rude.
I apologise Lyle.
do juvy's count?
What did you do Chris?
only work experience.
i was suicidal !
i wish i'd never started this thread now. i was hoping for some light hearted anacdotes. my sympathies to you lyle, that sounds bloody horrible
But it helped me reconsider a lot of things in my life...
I was lucky enough to just get fines on my visits to court.
Just looking on Ceefax. Seems non emergency 999 police calls are going to go to a 10p 101 number instead. Low level crime, ie, hellhole housing estates, vanadalism (bricks/petrol bombs through windows, home invasions etc) will be diverted to the council. Can't have the police being expected to tackle social problems like drug crime. It's a dangerous job, eating takeaways, watching telly, having a nap.
One of them crimed my mobile phone once, hopefully he got jailed.
I've never been in trouble though, I'm a good boy.
i was about 15 or 16 i went to a house party and we had to take our shoes off cos the girl who was having the party didn't want us to mess up her mum's carpets. a few hours later i found that some fucker had stolen my shoes. a few weeks later i saw them on the feet of one of the local drug dealer scum. i hope he's in jail
Was placed in prison 3 times, with a total of 6 yrs behind bars.
Mostly for drug related crimes :-(
that is no good. i have an old frined who got quite mixed up in drug dealing. i think some of the stuff he was getting involved in was pretty heavy. i lost touch with him due to hanging out in different circles of friends but still bumped into him every now and agin. then, about a year and a half ago, he just dissaappeared. he might be in jail
Cautioned for possession of an air-pistol and charged with burgulary.
noisy neighbour is in jail just now. Best place for him and scum like sadpunk who should be strungup. I bet you bleed the taxpayer dry and sell stories of your criminal exploits to the News Of The World.
'My shameful life of crime: I'm just sorry I upset me mam' by Cabinet-shaped boy
was plenty upset! :(