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what lengths would you go to, to win 15 million pounds? and what would you do?
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You could no more motivate me with money than you could motivate me with a cup of cold sick
I'd do pretty much anything.
Stab you, Chris.
my step dad was stabbed you sensless cunt
you being serious?
yer, but i dont want to use that as an excuse seriously.
...I mean to call someone senseless, for saying something as common as that...
I mean how was he to know?
sorry got caught up in the moment as i was annoyed (not at DiS) other things. i didn't think
Oh and in the thread title, shouldn't the stress be on the word 'you'?
im not quite sure i understand?
Doesn't really matter man.
Have a cake.
erm i do reaise now what you meant. i dont know how to do bold font. how do you do it?
On these boards anymore but.
<b> like this </b>
has html been taken off now after yesterday?
But even before then...
You still couldn't do bold/italics.
i thought id seen people do it bfore. however i do know a way to make the font size bigger. just as effective i suppose.
On Dis for 15 minutes.
about Â£20,000 would see me through. Then I wouldn't need to look for a new job for a while.
just saw an advert on tv about it and i think they were going to do a tv programme on it. some stupid people will do some sily things i think.
I'd be fairly accomodating.
But that's mainly becaudse I am miserably poor at the moment, and because I'm quite cheap too if I'm honest.
Do you suppose Chris_is_cool is secretly a millionaire?
Absolutely nothing that I wouldn't want to do anyway. It's just money.
im a 15 year old mill boy who works in a pub washing dishes on 4 quid an hour!!
exactly, you're 15. you probably live at home or at military school or whatvever it is. why do you need money so much?
mill-IONAIRE boy.you can't fool us scrooge mcduck.
mill meaning military. yeah so i have to pay to go there, but im no millionnaire
the fact there are two distinct groups here. Those who would do anything, and those who wouldn't consider anything.
For the record, put me in the first of those groups. I'm with Slicky - I'm miserably poor, and also astoundingly cheap and easy.
i dont always need money but however i am currently saving up to go skiing in switzerland then on a world expedition to costa rica for a month and i need about Â£3000 pound in 18 months time.
Are you going skiing in Switzerland? Is it Wengen/Grindelwald? If so, you're a lucky, lucky boy.
they change the venue each year i.e vietnam last year costa rica this year and its controlled by us kid of thing and we can do what we want
I'd do anything for that money. If it was really bad I'd use the cash to pay for hypnotherapy to erase it from my memory.
about an hour away from geneva im going to a small village called fiesch.
been there in april this year.
I would do mostly anything, except hurt Mrs Knees and the kids, the money could then be spent on good things that would assuage ones consience.
I'd do anything that didn't harm anyone else.
you are all more moral than I....I would hurt someone that I slightly liked, and then give them a million to make up for it......
e.g. I would happily cut off Bamos's little finger and then give him a million...and I am sure that he might find that an equitable arrangement, I would, if it were in reverse.
actually accept a million pounds to make do without my little finger. Apart from making counting difficult, and making my gloves 1/5 floppy, I don't think I'd be that bothered. Let's do it creaky!
We still have to find an original backer/someone who would pay to watch it.
Failing that I've got Â£15.00 in my pocket right now, I realise that the whole finger qould be more than that so how about the tip? When I recieve it through the post I will reply with the dosh.
pay someone to pick stuff up for you.
There's always a solution.
Am I presuming too much?
Also what if you had a really fit cousin....surely incest for 15 million would not seem that bad?
Also what about harming someone you didn't like, or someone that would hurt others.
I am busy preparing a spreadsheet detailing what I would do and to who for how much.
Actually that makes me think that a major point is WHO would you do for 15 million....Anne? Edwina? Camilla?
I know. My cousin is well fit. Second cousin is legal.
Thewarn dodgy legal advice service is hear all week.
Well how about a fit half sister?
Sorry I'm pushing the boundries of taste here but then again that is what the threads title is bound to do, also I feel no qualms because I have no sister, but have had many female freinds who have felt like sisters, and yet I have also secretly fancied them too.
Or a fit Aunt? (Again I have no blood relative Aunts)
All the way.
what did i say to trigger that? :-)
a military man.
This is the Michelle Wie incident all over again.
please tell me what the michelle wie incedent was?
I thought he was 16 and Chris was short for Christine.
And military man is a slang term for girl.
bobby whats this incendent with michelle wie?
with an unpronouncable user name, wanted to 'Michelle her Wie'. Despite him being 30-odd. This was before he knew how old she was (he says).
it was zxcvbum. He fancied Michelle Wie before she was 16. Now she's 16, he doesn't. I think. Ask thewarn.
iron her 6
She's 16! It's ok!
a joke involving the term "wood" here, but I'll be damned if I'm making it.
At least it's nice to be in demand.
Any golf-based smuttyness has to revolve around something like "I'd lose my balls in her rough" no?
I'll honestly I turn my back your for five minutes in a minute.
That doesn't always work.
*pats on back*
i do to.... its soo exciting!!! i love shooting. in fact im doing a competition o the 6th november. im doing shooting and drill.
at all. except really really really bad stuff, like murdering my mum and dad, but basically anything. 15 mill! thats a lot of beers/cds/women of the night...
At all. Ever.
You name it, I'll do it.
Fiften Million is A LOT OF MONEY.
Get a tattoo of Philip Schofield on your face?
Fern Britton and you've got yourself a deal.
...yeah, I'd happily take a gigantic whatever in the wherever for that many millions.
That's what you wanted to read, right?
Where do I sign?
...up the urethra?
is not enough.
15 million i wouldnt take it. seriously.
I am waitering for Bill Gates tomorrow, he's having breakfast....I am going to ask him for some money.
Why wouldn't you just accept it and then keep what you feel you need and give the rest to charity?
according to jimmy sav! 15million is the amount you need to live the true millionaires life.. and also they reckon to be classed as a millionaire now you need something like 2.7 mill rather than 1mill
boring facts over im going to finish eating my dinner
wow what you eating for dinner!! ive been longing for food!!
chips with tomato and mozzarella chicken kievs ....
wow that sounds so nice. how can you eat so much when your only the height of 3 apples?
is far too big for a smurf !i have a fantastic metabolism
i swear on the programme they said that smurfs were only the height of 3 apples.
wel the programmes dnt seem to be drawing them that size compared to gargomel or however you spell his name!
i would like to point out to all that unlike what donnie darko says abouts smurfs i do infact have a penis and therefore my life is not pointless...
i like donnie darko