Surely it's just wrong to drink cider? I mean, unless you have a medical reason. I find this creeping doom of Magners to be worrying. The whole idea makes me shiver.
I read in The Register today that in a place in Qatar in the 80s the only way you'd be allowed to buy a drink was if you were registered as an alcoholic. How cool is that?
And what's with JD and coke EVERYWHERE all of a sudden? It even has the cheek to claim it's a whiskey. They only come from Scotland. But yeah, they're sponsoring everything.
I am actually getting ready to yell 'Come back Carling, all is fogiven' and it's a sad day when you consider this. At least it doesn't smack of Americanism-gone-mad. Jesus...