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so that you make a noise of escaping gas rather than a rasping grunt.
lifting your leg up about a foot then dropping it so the quilt creates a bellows effect and gently wafts the fart around you and your partners faces.
even the budget chain ones.
hire cars for work purposes
any restaurant that costs more than £12 for a main
by 'proper fire' i mean a log or coal fire, indoors
Putting a silver pen in my shirt breast pocket
Styling my hair with a side parting
Clenching fists when walking
Sitting rear facing on a train with a table
on any mode of transport. Still never done it. I am 31. I haven't lived.
dont think DD is
in any modest restaurant and above.
Still find it a bit of `a thing` that certain people go out for dinner at least weekly. Especially when they subsequently complain about not being able to save any money. Still a decadence if you ask me.
people who complain about having no money - stuff they buy that's non essential
and then some other people getting indignant with them while I sneer on from the brusmalands.
so fuck off