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what a shit photo
statue of a shadow fucking whoop de doo
and thought "oh yeah fuck i forgot that if you shoot into the light it doesn't work. can't be arsed coming back another time this'll do"
(took my son to an RSPCA open day fete thing yesterday. Have to pay for entry. Right opposite the entrance there is a hook a duck thing and he spots a sword as a prize that he wants. I say we have to look round first. He hassles me all the way round about the sword. So we go and I win it for him. And as soon as I do he wants to go home. He has his sword, that's him done. Unbelievable. However we may get a cat soon)
both could have just stayed at home watching tele not talking to each other
Think I spent about £15. Was for chaz though, innit.
i really do enjoy the stories where your son bams you up. can someone put them all in one thread please?
total waste of time.
how about I just hand over three quid and you can give me that shitty water-damaged, broken in 4 minutes, "police set" and we'll not go through this whole embarrassing duck catching charade?
Oh great some police "binoculars" that not only do not magnify, you can't actually see through them. They're solid plastic.
surely you act like it's difficult and the child is impressed by how great you are?
they have to do it. when they're really little you need to guide their hand a bit because they're shit at it.
But lots of Hollywood producers seem to have no problem casting wooden statues. Amirite?
you wouldn't cast a wooden statue, it would be whittled
I think the joke still works though.
he's wearing one of those women's tops that were fashionable ten years ago that had a really low hanging neck line - like below the boobs - but to be worn with a vest or tshirt underneath, but CR7 has gone without the undergarment
his are supposed to be people but they look nothing like people AND he's one of the good ones!