I was listening to a podcast on my drive to Manchester on Friday and someone asked the host if he had any tips for a sex problem she and her husband were having.
Apparently their sex life is great but there's one thing that they're not managing to do. They don't seem to be able to manage to get his balls into her arse.
This has never occurred to me as a potential life goal. #vanillatwat
The host suggested ball stretchers might help.
Take the stage sex warriors.