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Chris Evans vs Chris Evans
Ricky Ross vs Rick Ross
Kate Moss vs Kate Mosse
and yes saps Graham Greene vs Graham Greene
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v Chris Martin (Derby County striker)
Phil Taylor (Motorhead) v Phil Taylor (darts legend)
233 test wickets vs 123 runs
this really isn't the place
just let it play out.
This one's for you, Theo!
I didn't see any of this, understood?
The Ghost Who Bats?
For shame, Balonz!
vs ISIS (tanning salon)
V Michael Jackson (Booze writer)
some telly bigwig (head of BBC or whatever)
Vs Robert Smith
so fuck off robbing my intellectual property
Plan B: Steve Jones of The Sex Pistols, Steve Jones of T4
Chris Evans vs Chris Evans (not that one) vs Chris Evans (not that one either)
I have a moderately interesting story about Thomas Hardy if anyone would like to hear it
it involves death though. oooooooh, intrigue
the decided to bury his heart in the graveyard at his local church and take his body to poets' corner in london. So they chucked him on the slab, chopped his heart out, then the guy who did the chopping (I'll call him a surgeon but I'm pretty sure that's incorrect) helped some other lads get his body into a hearse. This took them quite a while, and by the time they'd finished getting him in there they came back and the heart was missing.
Turned out the surgeon's cat had eaten Hardy's heart. They'd already made the headstone for his heart and had a patch readied to bury it in, so now underneath the gravestone marked for thomas hardy's heart there are the remains of a surgeon's dead cat.
than anything Thomas Hardy ever wrote. The boring shithead.
Author heart burial round
Carol Vorderman (former Countdown counter turned right wing nutjob) vs Karel Vordermaan (inventor of Gouda cheese)
Then you're tinpotts
The latter being of dubious footballing connections
Davey Jones (Hey hey, he's a Monkee)
David Jones (burney footballer)
Davey Jones (the one with the Locker)
Ex Wolves and possibly Southampton manager
Other Alan Smith - also a footballer.
Bryan Robson - Captain Marvel
Bryan 'Pop' Robson - scored loads of goals for Newcastle, West Ham, and Sunderland.
Wig on field (AFC Bournemouth)
Jonathan Davies (Welsh rugby legend) v Jonathan Davis (Korn lead singer)
Steve McQueen (director) v Steve McQueen (made up guy for the student posters)
James Morrison (West Brom footballer) v James Morrison (singer) v Jim Morrison (other made up guy for the student posters but loved Val Kilmer in the film adaptation of the novel)