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What's your thought process? Has it changed over the years? Are you happy with the onions you buy?
I wasn't really including people who but packed. Although I will buy shallots pre packaged.
this onion looks pristine and feels the right level of hardness! *cuts into onion* .... *ten minutes later, finishes vomiting*
and then you get the ones that look like they've come straight out of zxcvbnm-'s arsehole, yet are the most perfect, delicious specimen on the inside!
and then there's the ones that look good and are, and those that look terrible and are. there is no way to win and anyone who claims otherwise is lying for onion cred
in many ways you are correct
Not so clever now are we?
Because spring onions are for cunts?
that's blown your theory apart
Pretty similar feelings re: leeks.
does the trick.
when Ser Davos is rowing a boat with Melissandre (the Red Witch), and talking about goodness in people, and whether a man can do bad things and still be good, or if a bad act proves one must be a bad person, and she tells him: "If half an onion is rotten, it is a rotten onion". Really made me think, that.
How do YOU select your onions?
Instruct the greengrocer with "I'd like [quantity] [type] onions please". Pointing is optional.
What's your thought process?
You always need to have a selection of different types of onion at home in order to cater for every eventuality, at a minimum this means white onions, red onions, spring onions and shallots. Whatever is close to running out should be bought.
Has it changed over the years?
Are you happy with the onions you buy?
Ask me again in a couple months time.
Can I ask you how you think you'd fare in a battle with a hostile supernatural entity? You know like that ghost girl who takes revenge on the US teens in Unfriended?
Are you suggesting that my plain omelette bullying of you will result in a similar situation? Which five of us are you planning to haunt/kill?
Well, you and ruffers obvs.
I think that puffy faced twat Senor Ding Dong got involved too, so him as well.
Oh, yeah and Royter, that crumbling shouldered prick.
I think that was all of you but if you insist on there being five I'll throw chadders into the mix too.
just let us know when you are ready.
You've gone crackers, old man.
had they not been such deceitful pieces of shit. Might not though. And SAPgui is a vengeful prick.
why am I SAPgui?
Ok, my revenge will be sweet.
I hear RZA was livid when he heard.
cursory glance around the outside
quick squeeze to check they're firm and in good nick
chuck in basket (sometimes one of those little veg bags)
repeat until I have the number I require.
I like a nice medium sized onion.
I'm like "define 'medium'"
WE GET IT OK!
why are you such fickle bastards, onions?
and grow my own shallots
and unnecessarily put them in some packaging, like all the other fruit and veg they sell.
they're all fine. they're like the least important vegetable to fuss over.
the most important vegetable is?
a three pack from Lidls or loose ones from the veg man. I like red onions but they are too small and can be fuckers to peel.
like this guy
buying ready chopped, frozen onion
any thoughts on the topic?
I had them once at a barbeque, hard to fault them really. They worked for making brown super-mushy burger van onions anyway. Not so good if you want to make a salad I suppose.