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Asking for a friend.
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you almost had me there.
and then dash my head on a rock
my head getting dashed on a rock
Chloroform me and drag me into the nearby underpass, stab the fuck out of me, chuck the weapon in Deptford Creek and give all the clothes you're wearing to charity after a good wash (along with other stuff to avoid raising suspicion)
You're supposed to use a sharpened icicle to stab someone so the evidence melts innit, so yeah, use that.
so apparently: target a stranger, preferably someone who doesn't have masses of official records (prostitute, homeless, etc.) in an area that you're not familiar with. to kill them beat them to death with a frozen ham leg, then glaze and roast it and feed it to the police
trail of breadcrumbs
"Way ahead of you - I've already used the log-in details from his bum and, well, does the phrase APPLICATION ERROR mean anything to you?"
and then keep posting as a slightly more mellow version of me on Drowned in Sound, occasionally getting angry to keep people on side, before locating my next target. I mean your next target.
white kinder buenos left on my doorstep. No way am I turning those badboys down.
and claim 'you didn't see me' or similar.
where they put ground-down glass in your food that slowly kills you over time