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The pain do ease with Rennie Rapezze
A filet-o-fish for my wife
Touch and Fresh, Touch and Fresh make your room smell fresher
both still play through my brain every few weeks.
You got an Ology
That's like sitting on a razorblade
Milk has got a lotta bottle
We're not just here for the nasty things in life (a lot of them seem to be for yellow pages)
I remember thinking I was someone very special indeed
If you know lager, you're an Olskar
Five million Germans can't be wrong
Tape what you want both night and day, re-record not fade away
You only get an oo-with typhoo
it featured some animated spoons doing a dance routine and singing a song. i can't remember the first bit of the song, but it ended with an emphatic "stick it on your shopping list!", which i still get stuck in my head
Stick it on your...
Stick it on your...
It was a very catchy tune.
is that how a spoon would walk? why?
can't think of anything i'd put golden syrup on, apart from maybe a pancake.
With Scotch's lifetime guarantee
Tape what you want both night and day
And re-record, not fade away
Re-record not fade away...
NIGHT NUR-UR-URSE! *Shaggy!*
Cod-reggae and real reggae are like sarcasm on the internet though, impossible to distinguish what's serious and what isn't.
"Orstraylia!" *spits tea out*
Seven-four-five nine-four nine-four
ST HELENS GLASS
HAS THE CLASS!!
0800 2-8 2-8 2-0
make new friends on the telephone!
Can't remember the xs but remember the cadence
on Leeds double two eight one nine nine"
still gets an airing every December for some reason
bodyformed for YOOOOOOO!
But we need more-ee-ah.
is a bit nifty with a bat
I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!
ALL RED WANTED TO DO WAS STUFF HIS FACE
FROM TRUCKS TO PRICKLY TREES BUT SMARTY BLUE HE TOOK THE MILKY WAY
BUT WON'T DO ANY HARM TO HIS APPETITE
POOR RED CAN'T CARRY ON
BUT SMARTY BLUE HE TOOK THE MILKY WAY
*cos he knows it won't spoil
if I had to remember it from the past maybe but it got reissued a couple of years back.
A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.
The Red Car & The Blue Car released a Christmas Single:
I SAY YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE
PUSH SHUGGY UP THE HILL
DANCE WITH SHUGGY
LAUGH WIH SHUGGY
FOREVER IN LOVE WITH SHUGGY
They're kind of big
And kind of round
With lots of mallow and biscuit to be found
Under that chocalatey stuff
And they're kind of squishy
You'll be sorry if you don't get enough
You have to eat one bit at a time
But they're so big nobody will mind
If there's a bigger bite it can't be found
what it oughtta.
They said that I could party so I called my mates around
Spot a little diamond in the corner on her own
The lads all tried it on but end up with their fuses blown
So then she eyes me bottle in a way that I condone
So while the party's raving I stepped in with some old chat
And let her share my pint of milk because its cool for cats
and make his way while his redeemer
Off she slips to pastures greener
She'll pick you up with ovaltine - a
when one who loves you says to you you're someone very special too.
Life, liberty and fruit of the loom.
Super Fresco makes it easy, it's by Graham and Brown
but all red wants to do is stuff his face
OH NO THE BRIDGE HAS GONE
smart ol' blue he took the milky way
one of my mum's friends still uses this as a mild rebuke.
eurgh... this tastes boggin
should a' seen the state of her on saturday night
sarah, ah really fancy you, so eh, how's about it?
tsk... your pride and joy, is it?
First class windows don't deliberate, Chelmsford 22 66 88
First class are the best, call them up and you will see, if you pay for the front you get the back done free IF YOU PAY FOR THE FRONT YOU GET YOUR BACK DONE FREE
people used to chant this to annoy the teacher in primary school...
To put the freshness back...
DO THE SHAKE N VAC AND PUT THE FRESHNESS BACK!
'it's like a cattle market in here, wahey!'
Said by a cartoon cow leaning on a bar whilst supping a creamy pint of Boddys
You'd better tell his majesty that many people nowadays eat golden churn instead
You'll have to wait and see...
We hope it's chips, it's chips... We hope it's chips it's chips...
where everyone just said potato over and over again, but nobody else seems to remember it
...up a chicken.
In a tone of incredulity.
(A jingle from the early 80s)
Papermate™ at the heart *thump thump* of communication
All that chocolate and all that chew, surprise for you its Reisen's Chocolate Chew
"Double your pleasure, double your fun, with Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint Gum".
Did anyone else always get the "Westlers Hotdogs, in the foyer now" advert in cinemas before the film started?
Mainly for the one where the guy bounces the ball off the floor and through the thirteenth floor window, and the dog jumps out after it...
Get the power on your feet