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A genuine feature on the news just now.
Thread null and void!
Certainly, that'll be half a million please.
Sounds nearly impossible.
The shit comes out in a long string making it easy to do straight into a bottle
Been standard down south for years mate. Trend's probably over to be honest.
Occurring primarily in relatively affluent West London streets due to proximity to Heathrow = newsworthy.
The supposed culprits predominantly being identifiably non-white British = newsworthy.
Much like when we out folded slates and drinks in jam jars.
Human shit goes in plastic bottles.
Get with it, rest of the UK.
*food on slates.
Sorry can't type properly, shitting into a Sprite bottle.
1) PM fucks a pig
2) People defecating in the streets
3) THE DARK LORD RISETH!
It's hard enough peeing into a bottle. That must take a certain level of determination and skill.
been done by an actual Londoner?
Asking for a friend.
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