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I usually make one for my Mam for her birthday and I also write her a poem inside it.
How about you?
You really pulled it back there geesey.
I haven't made a homemade card since Uni. Made one for my Dad on Moonpig for Father's Day this year if that counts. It was this:
that's lovely that you do that for your mam
moved on now. Always move forwards.
maybe not outside London though, sorry
now we just get a piece of card fold it in half and let the little one go at it with a crayon for about 20 seconds.
She's 17 months old, so it always looks like shit, but the grandparents lap it up.
foot for a face, there's a mother fucking reindeer.
now you have a kid or kids
Christmas cards sorted.
I normally just spaff in a tissue and give her that
think we all pretend to be grateful but really don't give a shit, i know i don't when i'm picking the blandest, least soppy thing they've got in asda.
Did a leaving card for someone where the word "retirement " was an oozing foetus flipping from a vagina and a birthday card for a horse lover which displayed several bleeding horse cocks . Her husband the miserable twat chucked it in the bin :'(
never get them back though so i might stop wasting my talents on them