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Oh look, The Book People are here.
I'M AN OFFICE WORKER
Immeasurably useful on the fortnight before Christmas. Otherwise wank.
handing out free samples of what looks like some gawd awful coconut juice drinks. I'm living the high life me!
driving along in a van with a few hundred coconuts in a big basket on top. That's not gonna do your MPG any good. Plus, coconuts are shit.
wife wanted some as she heard it was good, afterwards said it was the worst drink she's ever had
see also: the company that gave out orange & carrot juice.
(although vita coco is third choice at best)
that if you get the right one (go coco), just tastes like chocolate milk
b) chocolate milk
chocolate milk = fatty, sugary, unhealthy, not thirst quenching
water = no electrolytes
I've somehow managed to arrange my hectic work schedule so that I can work from home on a Friday again...
and the only remotely drinkable thing from the vending machines is the creamichoc.
they've fixed it now so it might be ok again? i am in #TeamSquash though so doesn't matter to me
and vending machine tea is fucking foul. Creamichoc it is.
Nothing I do means anything and I don't even care anymore.
I'm an office worker
I have an inordinate amount of work to do today, but I will ignore it all because it's Friday!
The work will haunt me over the weekend and will still be here on Monday morning
any thing I have for lunch comes under intense scrutiny from everyone on the floor
proper cheap books.
Ten Julia Donaldson books for a tenner? That'll augment some nephew / niece Christmas presents nicely.
Where we were asked for input on plants we'd like but now we can't have plants because of insects.
and someone's gonna get shitty when they realise the settings on their chair have been changed.
I've got an achey hand from alt-tab
I've made a monumental cock up but I'll cover it up before anyone else notices
I put my out of office to say that i was back on monday rather than today....everyone thinks i'm still off and i keep getting emails from people asking me to ring them on monday.
Easiest first day back after a week off ever.
If I have a Monday off I will always email the whole company on Friday evening with the message 'see you next Tuesday'.
I went out for "street food" at lunch - and managed to spill Brisket juice all over my shirt
I now smell dirty / delicious
Just signed Michael and Stephanie's wedding card. Couldn't correctly identify either of them if my life depended on it.
Accidentally wrote 'Happy Birthday' in a 'Sorry for your loss' card.
So long and thanks for the lovely mammaries
the cleaner keeps breaking my lego dinosaur thing that's on my computer, on purpose I believe
We have a Pret two doors down, but we have a delivery service just in case you can't get away from your desk for sixty seconds at lunch.
and our sandwich man now gets here about 15 minutes after I arrive in the morning which is too early but very tasty and good value so I'm like Natalie Imbruglia