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Must be a nightmare when you're driving your bus and you really need a slash.
at bus stations and at certain intermediate stops on long routes.
was with a local bus company. Some of the newer buses have a kind of commode designed into the driver’s seat, with a lever located to the driver’s right out of sight of the passengers which opens a panel on the seat for doing their business. It is the driver’s responsibility to empty their commode at the bus station when they finish their shift.
One of their drivers told me of a secret bus driver’s code – when they wave to each other the number of fingers they hold up signifies the number of wees they have taken into their commode. If a fist is raised, this signifies a full-on dump has occurred. This apparently reminds the driver of how full their commode is – I heard a horror story where one forgetful driver’s seat overflowed when working a particularly long shift!
but I can't.
shutting the bus down and nipping off to the loo. Like, the bus will pull in, you'll be all ready to get on, and the bus driver will give you a look that says "fuck off mate, I need a slash" and just leave you standing in front of an abandoned bus.
whereby a school bus driver pulled over, stood up in his cab and pissed in a cup, blissfully unaware a yr7 girl was still on the bus, sat near the front able to observe his shenanigans.
was sacked of course
And why did you leave your previous job?
Someone saw me pissing in a cup.
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in which there are toilets.
other things they have in common:
- there have only ever been 538 bus drivers.
- the strange ecstatic feeling reported by some astronauts is the same response bus drivers get from waving at other bus drivers.
If bus drivers don't exercise en route, their bodies start losing bone and muscle
post letters and buy ice creams. Stopping to take a piss wouldn't be an issue.
through the window, me george, martin dave and jez used to smoke and drink and listen to music and watch movies and do druks, introduced himself and asked if he could join us later, we said yes, he got back into his bus and then joined us later becoming an irregular part of out group
oooh, i used to live on city road. none of these bus drver-centric shenanigans ever occurred, though.
Only most of them have been closed down like the one where I live. The station is there but they shut the toilets, so instead they park up and come into the cafe I worked in. One of them told me that the official line was they're to close the door on the bus and pee into a bottle one the stairs where passerby can't see, not quite as easy for the female drivers. Pretty disgusting really.
Depot. De-poo. Hello? Is this thing on...?