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Recently upgraded from one of those tiny compact jobs to a mid-sized one which springs open when you press a button.
Get a hat or a coat with a hood, you eye-stabbing git.
ps: Hi Aphex!
I'm a very considerate umbrella user. If you see someone raise their brolly to avoid eye stabbing, it's almost certainly me.
I'm climbing tonight, working on my lead skillz and high rockovers.
Probs in my top 5 things to do on a climb
but once you've done it, you're like *arm flex emoji*
(Umbrellas to the Queen don't you know)
Used to get cheap brollies which would last a few weeks before being destroyed in the wind. Had two of these in the space of about three years (and that's only cos I left the first one on the train).
get a deep hood you jerks
Trousers get wet
JUST DONT EVEN, TWINKLETOES!
when it gets a bit cold and rainy out, wouldn't it?
Push the button once and it opens up. Push the button again and it closes down again....pretty sure it's magic.
identical, they look like I bought them in dorothy perkins
It was an accident though, I thought the price tag said £12.50 but then it was £22.50 when I got to the counter on accounts of it being an auto-open mega-bastard type thing.
I obviously went through with the purchase to save face with a complete stranger.
I favour my yellow rain coat + Dr Martens wellies when it rains.
Either look shit and corporate, or zany bullshit
Fuck up public transport forever
People lose them all the time
Just stop pretending, guys.
Should be shot on sight
Other than for these reasons they're fine.
But three consecutive days of arriving at work completely soaked at the exact moment it stopped raining made me lose my resolve and get one.
which, when furled, makes a useful whacking stick for clearing Year 7s from my path.
Me - 2 hours. Bought a nice one in Muji when it started pissing down. Left it in the pub I walked to immediately afterwards.