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"Smother you 'til your heart stops beating"
and even more romantic if its her poo that you've rescued from the u-bend and then smeared onto the wall
to know who has said it
Ribbed for her pleasure. Eww.
"Please god take me before I wake to another day of abject misery and insufferable pain"