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• Make too many friends
• Share more than one selfie a week
• Constantly see life as one big competition
you probably think this thread is about you
Photograph their meals
Sorry i've confused this thread with "things twats do"
on car stereos and some older portable music playing devices.
6) Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/life partner
use the relationship status feature
look at other peoples social networking profiles
Sign up to 'protest' meeting groups on facebook that they won't attend in a million years
Maybe make Buzzfeed-style lists?
some other shit that should make people on here feel bad
Balonz thinks people read films, the big twat.
as English language films are for cocks.
Love like you're gonna get badly hurt
Sing like your sworn enemies are looking over your shoulder
• buy "diet" versions of unhealthy snacks
• shake your hand with a stupidly firm grip
• when lost in a city stand, balanced, on a road sign to try and receive the best gps signal
• film their weddings
• enter a bar or pub and immediately start laughing
• when booking a hotel print out all booking confirmations and pin them on the front of their fridge
is that a thing?
go stoney silent due to one person mentioning how hot a Game of Thrones character was. It was sad :(
as if we don't all have favourites
out because your parents will look at you funny
✔ Make too many friends (although TOO many? Not a thing)
✔ Share more than one selfie a week (sue me)
❌ Constantly see life as one big competition
Buying/sending flowers to others
by xylopwn , 09 Sep 13:08 42 replies 09 Sep 15:12
100 things insecure people do
by eltham , 09 Sep 11:34 36 replies 09 Sep 15:11
Whenever I worry I'm a wimp I am always reminded there are far, far softer folk than me writhing about in hand-wringing agony on here
would definitely try and get a bang first
this is the greatest incest of all!
target certain posters when you think you have their number; bluff a sort of avuncular superiority complex in all dealings with them
in various incarnations in fact.
I'm nowhere near as bad as you think I am you know. Or at least i hope not.
hardly call my outright abusive style avuncular lol
perhaps i'm becoming your secret favourite?
you haven't defended amanda palmer or anything lately. calm seas for now
mostly blocked that out though
but in truth while i haven't listened to him since that week, i might want to now that we've said his name.
But I shan't.
at the time she seemed amazing but perhaps i can attribute that to the folly of relative youth
not helpful to go bringing up the cousins thing again imo
:D FIND THAT LINK
it hasn't ben forgotten
another classic moment where fidel let the mask slip and was revealed as heftily right-wing. THIS is why he lost the socialist vote on DiS
can't keep up =(
Please, I must know.
because it just immediately highlights what the person posing is insecure about. We are all complex things. Let us hug.
Hackneyed standards are slipping.
thank you sir
Sneeze or Cough Really loudly in office environments
Tell their partner they love them via social media
Drive very fast
Walk purposefully at all times
Buy shit constantly
Invest too much love into pets (especially dogs)