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Just eating some biscuits here. Dangerously close to falling asleep at my desk.
Still finding time to procrastinate.
Going to get very very drunk later.
Still not used to no milk, though.
I'm trying to figure out how to get a statutory declaration witnessed by someone who is qualified in my profession (easy, I'm surrounded by them) but who DOESN'T work for the same firm as me (err...)
There's a competitor firm round the corner. Reckon I can just knock on their door and ask them?
but i'm not in your city
Because this might be a phenomenal excuse to visit my sister/niece (who has started ASKING FOR THE POTTY!!)
Re the Q- all qualified solicitors in Scotland and England/ wales are CfOs.
You can also do a separate thing to be a notary. It probably comes as no surprise to learn that I am also notary *big belm face*
I'd be moer than happy to administer an oath on you.
I have already divorced one DiSer under oath (in his car, whilst his new puppy who was sitting at my feet licked my legs) which is perhaps not the most solemn of settings, but these things do not matter to the law!), and done countless passports for others. I should ask sean for some bunce.
make it weaker, or use better tea. If you make it like a normal brew minus the milk it can be quite astringent.
I don't have a lot to work with here.
original question, of course you can tap up your competitor. Just call up, explain the issue and it will be fine. It's a matter of professional courtesy apart from anything else.
Could be a recipe for disaster.
My mates just told me he's getting married a week on Monday, no stag do no proper wedding, mental
It's great. Actually looking forward to Euro 2016 now.
I got a Scottish £5 note as change when I bought a Subway. Thinking of how to get rid of it. I'll have to act nonchalant at a pub when I buy a pint. Getting a Scottish note is like being cheated out of money. Getting rid of it is like screwing someone over.
Even the betting machine at a William Hill didn't accept it earlier. When's the last time a bookies albeit automated turned down legal tender?
they have poured your drink, you just casually pass it over. if you take a sip out of your pint at the same time, you are good to go.
I'd take it back to subway and kick off.
Or, more pragmatic solution- pm me your paypal details/ emali address, I will email you my work address, and will paypal you £5 and you can post the note to me and I'll spend it in ladbrokes sauchiehall street no problem. Serious offer btw.
I kind of like the way that that fiver has turned into a slight mission for me in getting rid of it. Similar to when you're handed a ripped up or faded note that barely resembles a rectangle or money itself. I always tend to accept the note but number one priority is off loading it to another chump.
Thanks again but as it's the banal thread I'll post to whom/when I've got rid of it.
I played football on Wednesday, but now my left shoulder hurts. Is that normal?
If you saw a sign in your (shared) bathroom that said
"Yes! We've been buggered by Arabs. We're proud of it, and we'll do it again!"
Would you do anything to it
I'm very confused.
How is it *only* 15.40?
If challenged, I can say I'm off to pick up my new coat.
While that isn't a reason to be leaving early, it is at least true, so I reckon I'd maintain the moral high ground.
Honking now of it, like it has embedded in me.
Watching Mad Max 2, actually quite a cracking film, was probably too young when I first watched it.
still on a train. quite hungry. no data reception. things are looking bleak, guys
wonder if there's an app that does mustard
why does the internet make everyone so fucking mental??? gonna become one of those obnoxious digital detox types maybe
also facebook keeps advertising me pregnancy tests and i wish it wouldn't do that
can't even begin to explain the many levels of internet-based insanity that we're dealing with here tbh
at least you didn't google the name of a diser dozens of time just to look at the same selfie of them
This isn't the setup to a joke.
This will kill five minutes.
Going to go to the pub to watch the first half of the Scotland game, then go to a meeting, then watch the Ireland game, then go to a fundraiser and then to my friends' DJ night.
All I know is I'm going to be very drunk by the end of all of this.
Fuckin mon Scotland!!
I have it on record and am gonna boost home as quick as possible
my countdown to the weekend is marred by a huge dump of work that needs to be done for Monday, and I go in to the weekend a stressed wreck. :'(