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based solely on their lyrics.
"Pimpin' ain't easy/ most of 'em fleece me/ every night"
Not only a self-confessed pimp, but a shit one at that. Not a good business role model. Rescind his citizenship.
so easily done
"I only ever held one love, her name was Mary Ann/ she died having a child by her brother/ he died because I murdered him"
Murderer. Possible lesbian. Not in line with 'British values'. Get rid.
loads of murdering in his songs.
Encouraging the killing of endangered species for hard ons is bad.
"Word to your moms/I came to drop bombs/ I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms"
Inciting terrorism. Blaspheming. Defamation of people's mothers. Also 'Jump Around' sounds a bit rowdy. Denied.
"The campaign to elect tragically inept Republican candidate George W Bush to the White House used the Daisies of the Galaxy album as an example of the entertainment industry marketing smut to children. The CD had a storybook-like cover and song titles such as “It’s A Motherfucker” (which was actually a tender ode to the hardships of missing the girlfriend I had recently broken up with), so they deduced that the storybook cover meant it was targeted for three-year-olds or something. It was great. You could download my lyrics from the ‘George W Bush For President’ website."
Drew a load of Bible figures in the nip. Ban 'im.