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Crumpets, never ever seen one burn, therefore they can't possibly burn.
came here to say, asbestos, rust, rocks, fibreglass, wet stuff.
My answer : Daenerys Targaryen
But she's wrong
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
it only takes one tree to make a thousand matches
it only takes one match to burn AAAAAAAAA THOUSAAAAAAAAND TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
going to be singing this all day now
Because they're too dim to know when they've been burned.
People are always trying to set light to those with their camping stoves.