I went on my first Stag Doo over the weekend. Pretty awesome, but horrendous fun.
One guy lost 500 Euros on the first night. One guy got started on by a Millwall fan threatening to bite his nose off, because "that's what we do". Another guy disappeared on the first night, and returned claiming to have spent 300 Euros on prostitutes. My friend's just got his bank statement and realised he spent 300 Euro in a casino on the opening night, and another's now been disinvited from the wedding having called the father of the bride a 'fenian cunt'. Fucking Benidorm. I don't think I want to go on another one.
Make me feel better by telling me about your stag doos...