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No not that.
I was thinking of manufacturing a breakfast cereal called 'oats, what a wonderful war!'.
Might resurrect that thought.
"for when you have to go out for some time".
Might have to get myself a fringe spot for that. Top ten easy.
(advert soundtracked by 'cat amongst the pigeons)
and the packet would picture a massive dong sliding deep into a minge.
(embroidered minge wearing a cereal thong)
what are we doing again?
works written down
i'm talking about the ones you buy in convenience stores when there's no decent snack option available. tend to be brands you've never heard of, got really cheap toppings on them that taste nothing like "chocolate" or whatever flavour it's supposed to be, and are about the size of a blackboard rubber.
Much better than some horrible excessively buttery job from Sainsbags
tell him what you think about that!
(they're already fucking cheap to be honest, don't know what my problem is)
that kind of thing
Why are flapjacks so massive
Because *something about genitals*
That kind of thing
**A taste of the accoats**
(voiceover from Jimmy Page)