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Ian Smith is my winner.
That Gyles Brandreth is a very old "joke", isn't it?
number 7 is the best. proper made me crease.
I've written better, mind.
Jenny S @Veroan_RS 4 hours ago
@DarrenWalshPuns @Holbornlolz Outrageous
death for all the others
but only because I imagined him saying it
Was absolutely brilliant (he made that joke too)
his one liners are the best, and made even better by the fact that he doesn't rely on them.
the people carrier one is shit
you liked hans-free?
Maybe it's parenthood and my threshold is now "something that could actually pass as a joke" as opposed to whatever jokes my kids make up.
let's take time to reflect on last year's, a number of which are actually just sentences (cf numbers 6, 8)
If this is how low the bar is, how hard can it be?
Can we all post our best joke/one liner?
"my wife got mad at me for leaving the freezer door open, but now its all water under the fridge"
I'm thinking of developing a cereal called Captain Oates - for when you have to go out for some time.
and I would have to admit, all things told, they are actually about the same size, just squarer .
saying stuff like "this is what passes for comedy these days, harumph", just cause surely everyone knows by now these lists are always a bit shite and barely representative of the Fringe.
I always like the worst jokes list, which I believe are actually just the lowest 10 on their top jokes longlist -- meaning that the more accurate name would be '10 jokes'.
The rest are too short to be funny Imo. You need a bit of build up.
makes me hear it in his Wolvo accent as well, which improves it
Y'all have some weird senses of humour.