Awkward fucking places aren't they? The small talk at the sinks, the shitting in silence next to someone else who can hear you shit. The urinal stand offs. The pretending to need a cubicle to avoid talking to people. Horrendous. Should be a calm oasis away from the grind but is ruined by other humans existing.
Saying this, I just went for a piss and some bloke was listening to black metal really loudly in the cubicle. Nice.
Er, so, er, tell me your stories about pissing with your manager.