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"In my x years experience as a..."
Every time. Every. Time.
you're the most beautiful man I've ever rescued. MARRY ME
Probably a nice guy.
unless its a meeting of firemen/women and their rescuees?
And prove it by contributing relevant things
when they say any questions.
"Hi, welcome to the meeting. Please sit down. I am a cunt."
and not a single fucker called in, not one.
and take the first biscuit
The wankers who then ask questions all the way through. Bloody stupid questions. That they would have got the answer to if they'd just shut their traps and listened.
preamble their bit of talk with "I'm not really sure of the point of this meeting..."
or "I'm not really sure why I'm here but..."
I've heard this a number of times. Do I just work with unusually incompetent twats?
Without being disrespectful"