In association with the Balonz Guide to Thread Starting and The Guardian Shark Jumping Society
I will read the article for you.
1. Pret a Manger. The Guardian is upset it's not cool to like Pret.
2. James Bond. Don't understand.
3. Excersise. Can get on board with this, the citadel was havoc yesterday.
4. Beards. Ruined more so by norms than hipsters imhfo ty Guardian.
5. Festivals. The Guardian is feeling a bit insecure about its tent?
6. Breakfast. Dunno
Anything else? Tattoos maybe?