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Seems a popular article atm
Just call it a fuck gown instead
My 74-Year-Old Polish Dad.
was one of the funniest things I've ever read http://www.amazon.co.uk/Act-Like-Lady-Think-Relationships/dp/0061728985
Look at this poster: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2573906688/tt1621045?ref_=tt_ov_i
“A man fishes for two reasons: he’s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he’s either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies and toss it back to sea, or he’s going to take that fish on home, scale it, fillet it, toss it in some cornmeal, fry it up, and put it on his plate. This, I think, is a great analogy for how men seek out women.”
"There are two kinds of full-back: one that loves to go forward at every opportunity but panics in the opposition box; and the other who used to be a winger, wasn't good enough in that position, but still loves scoring goals. This, I think, is a great analogy for how men seek out women.”
“The only way woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men--an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay guy.”
Forwarding to the wife-elect. Looking forward to reaping the benefits.
sounds a bit unsavoury
I don't think it is.
the post-sex snout is the best thing ever
If this is more offensive towards women or men
Do they mean "cheese on toast"?
If one of my housemates had ever 'handed me a cold one' when I was stepping out of the shower I'd have gone postal
Grilled cheese - wtf
Accosting strangers on the street to tell them how big my cock is - wtactualf
Got more than sufficient work problems of my own - fuck off
'Treating his friends as well as you treat your own' - what, bitching about them behind their backs and criticising their choice of clothes - nah
'Sitting side-by-side while he watches his favorite TV' - do you lkike Babestation?
You hateful sod
THIS DOING IT FOR YA