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Any round your way?
Inspired by this lovely thread I found on my local neighbourhood forum:
"Are you suggesting that hellohello is actually the Italian Deli? Seems unlikely for a forum member who has been here for 5 years and has posted 40 times."
try 40 times a day. at least. THAT is forum commitment(/stupidity)
"Several articles on the portal, all worth reading", after they link to a website about the process of making gelato powder.
genuinely had to stop myself from following those links
some genuine lols.
by trying to make sure people know who has the freshest tubes via signs in their windows
"BOSS GONE CRAZY, CHANGES THE TUBES ALL THE TIME"
BRAND NEW TUBES
"You didn't do yourself any favours last time you had a rant on this forum. I think you'd do well to remember that."
Think that could be busted out here a few times.
"I am quite depressed by this thread and if anything it makes me less likely to use Pauline's shop."
feeling a bit low about forest hill gelato
are you able to find the earlier rant?
Give me a minute.
She starts off alright but then starts complaining that it's taking business away from the shops on the main road.
"Bottom line for me personally and the reason I can't sleep at night is, I just can't shut my shop It would upset too many kids and I don't have the heart to do that. So I will keep going."
for an hour
moaning A LOT about a homeless hostel (which I live very close to and have never even noticed it):
best bit: "AND staff walking around in vests!"
"Back to the main topic and photoghraphic evidence. I'm not sure if it is legal or not to take a picture of someones genitals in public, so for future reference can anyone confirm this either way. "
"I have had a resident from here try to punch me in my shop at 11am 2 weeks ago because I never had a phone for them to use. Thankfully I had no kids in the shop at the time. If I did I would have had to let her hit me so that the kids could have run out of my shop and be safe."
in Blackpool there was a turf war that ended in a fist fight between the owners when a 99p shop opened directly across the road from a £1 shop and stole all their customers
They can't have thrown the eggs as they only have pasteurised egg powder in the premises, surely?
"This is also the reason why I am one of only 17 ice cream parlours in london listed in the Time Out Eating and Drinking Guide, and one of only 2 in SE London."
Yeah, you go girl!
but FRESH EGGS in their warfare.
(I'd egg her shop tbf, she sounds like a bellend)
it's still "homemade/shopmade"
(that they're using some kind of powder for flavour that it turns out is how you make ice cream anyway? or something)
as this other shop have "handmade" ice-cream that is made elsewhere by someone else! The cheek. Using that logic, an egg and cress sandwich from Sainsburys is handmade.
CrusyRack has the right idea: http://www.se23.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=11758&pid=69992#pid69992
(what a username. WHAT A USERNAME)
FRESH EGGS FOR WARFARE.
better go back to learning Unity.
No refuting her now, pals. Her mind has spoken. Argument won.
the post on Facebook which is referred to in this comment:
But not every forum requires a 6-8 week sign-up delay like this one.
8 posts since September 2008
Joined: Jul 2013
You have truly done yourself.
Wonderful stuff all round.
would gift you a slide then make you jump through all sorts of hoops to claim it.
shouting in another thread
"robbrockley are you for real!"
I'll be checking in with that every day
Well they do leave very little to the imagination where I work, surprised they have not been pulled up about it.
Now im not complaining however - lol
we need to up our game.
'I dont have any problem with women going to pubs! What a daft thing to say ... A pub is a place for men'
wish me luck
bit much really that nothing is said, bet it would if I walked in with shorts on.
The skirt is so short that it looks like a belt - now dont get me wrong, as im a normal red blooded male - yet there is a time and place for this sort of dress code
Look out Mr. Politics!
Like I say, I don't want to - but what exactly would happen? If I proudly wore the whole uniform and carried the flag? I never would but...
Londondrz - Post: #9 06-07-2015 02:25 PM
We live in a country where you are still allowed to be an idiot.
ForestHillier - Post: #10 06-07-2015 02:30 PM
Sadly that comment is correct
"I don't think we can take the high moral ground over public beheadings as we used to do it at the Tower of London and in Whitehall."
Someone died I seem to remember. On a lighter note there were some great bargains to be had.
but there is somehow an Independent article on it:
"Sayed Anwural Haque, the Bristol area Bangladeshi Association's vice-president, who runs the Sonargaon restaurant in Kingswood, said: 'I'm selling chicken tikka for pounds 2.95 instead of pounds 5.95, and chicken biryani at pounds 3.50 instead of pounds 6.95."
even for 1992
Pauline is onto me
For the full force of her mind.
gonna be a tense afternoon over here
she's also following japes, vamos and jonny_rat :D
... then possibly resume on Monday morning.
Pauline, I am very disappointed in you
I got a follow too, but nothing else
on a P&O cruising forum and I've already breached some unwritten etiquette and been told to 'stop bloody worrying' about something (I may have referred to one the P&O fleet as 'a bit shabby looking now').
Not quite business wars, but FORUM BEEVES.
I thought the whole point was that everyone knew they were, y'know, a little bit shit.
Had to get on a P&O for a stag do a few years back. Was fucking rubbish. Best man got lairy and almost got lobbed in the brig. Fucking Northerners.
cruise liners :/
to begin kicking off
is she following all of us yet?
Pauline what are you like :(
Last night she claimed on Twitter that her posts on SE23.com had been doctored.
My fave bit was her calling TheoGeeBee "boy" and saying "I JUST WANT TO BE REAL".
Now they've all been deleted :(
you've been intimidating succesful business people and hounding them out of Forest Hill now eh?
A terrifying glimpse into life under Corbyn
Does look like we've broken Pauline though and we didn't really even do anything :(
Think she got at least three people to join her in the pub. Unlike me who will be ice creaming alone :'(
getting sloppy, guys.
I'll bump the thread with it when it gets approved in 6-8 weeks.
"homemade" from their sign
FUCK YOU PAULINE
Must have got pretty snippy
Add yr own hair cutting puns
Dead nice, ice cream was lovely AND cheap so I had two scoops and chatted to the man.
Unfortunately he was in the process of painting over his sign about homemade ice cream :'(
When are you going to go to Pauline's so you can compare?