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even when it happens in africa
isn't a bad idea actually
jesus christ just imagine...
Too busy wanking off about craft beer or some other inconsequential shit.
Very fortunate to walk away from that
Is no one going to take this seriously?
i've seen a few people claim it wasn't really 'an attack' and that Fanning wouldn't be in one piece if it was, but that's generally how a lot of shark 'attacks' happen: it's not like in Jaws, they're just curious about what that shape is in the water, and go in for a nibble. unfortunately if you're a human that nibble is going to be a bad time. fortunately for Fanning he just bit through his rope.
Sharks are ace, but goddamn...I would lose all control of bladder if I saw that fin.
he's not even eaten
An attention-seeking Australian hoax.