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Why so early? Because fuck you, that's why.
Got my shoes off in the office. Good socks today.
Wandered in to town to pick up something and got a smoothie from Pret and then came back and had lunch and now I need a snooze.
I appreciated this realistic goal-setting
All the teachers have gone
Just us support staff left to while away the afternoon
Hot to go see my big boss and see if there is a way of reversing their 'no you can't cut yr hours' decision
I've just got to
Cojones on her.
How many angry Scottish Terriers do you think you could fight if they came at you all at once? You're weaponless and naked, obviously. What would be your tactic?
No more than about 5-10
With boots on, unlimited.
You'd have to be well low down to punch a scottish terrier thought. Assume your boot tactic is to just keep punting them several metres away? If so, we're on the same wavelength.
It would be entirely dependent on how long it would take one to jump up and take a nip at me nadgers. Which probably wouldn't take long.
Underwear would be a game changer.
I agreed that underwear would be a game changer. I also asked how your leg was at the moment.
I must have pulled or torn something, though I've no idea when. I don't really do anything strenuous enough to be pulling muscles.
might get a beer tbh I'm the only one in
Tempted to leave the shoes off as a display of dominance, but the floor might be damp near the sink. Dilemma.
Apparently I'm being shadowed by someone who's more senior than me in order to observe my working habits. I might show her DiS.
Tell her the aim is to irk Balonz.
I'll get her an account and have her posting within the hour.
That'll take up a good fifteen minutes at least.
Did some work then she admitted she couldn't care less as it was Friday so I showed her our band page but I chickened out of showing her DiS. I'm not ashamed of DiS, I swear!
But take your shoes off first.
Does this come across as pervy? Probably does now that I've mentioned it. Better abandon re
with my parents. I've been trying to cut down drinking though and I know my old man will be intent on us getting rat arsed. It's a hard life.
doors or conservatories.
swear i've covered fucking everything over every client like this
top 5 sex positions to do in an unfurnished conservatory?
have had rehearsals for wizard of oz every single day the last two weeks, all done for now though and move into new place tomorrow so extremely relieved/excited. i've been taking rehearsals from 10am-5pm, then going to work from 8pm-5am so i'm pretty ruined but my happiness and generally being really productive with getting stuff done is keeping me going FOR NOW.
done approx. 1 and a half days' worth of work since
Manager hauled me up on it. That's a fun conversation because, y'know, the fuck can they do about it?
How much longer are you stuck there?
but think I've got a few days of holiday left so will end up being the 7th probably
Constant fucking earwig, wouldn't recommend.
Rinsing that album at the moment
Absolute beauty it was, In a next goal wins scenario as well. I celebrated.
Dived to the right, shot went to the left, just got my toe to it to divert the ball wide of the post. Absolute beauty it was. I did not celebrate.
'£6.75 a wheel, boss'.
Whadda-ya-know? Apparently I now need a new front tyre at 150 quid because the tread is low.
They work on sales targets. The man at Halfords said that we were putting our children's lives in danger when in fact there was a much cheaper way of solving the problem.
everyone is out to make money but if your tread is gone, it is gone.
About some work he's doing. It's Friday afternoon for FFS sake. Why is he even doing work?
Pretty quiet today, mainly cos it's glasgow fair holiday on the horizon and we're (glasgow) all off on monday! :)
getting a ton of grief and bantz about it but it was still worth it
Hoping everyone else fucks off early so I can start watching the new series of Bojack Horseman on Netflix.
Then it's on to defrosting the freezer, going for birthday pints with a mate and then one (or two) of six gigs club/nights in town.