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This is a recent thing. They need to get their act together here. There are only so many cubicles.
completely decimated the work bogs today
Very common, pretty crowded. Not as bad as the 10am rush hour, but still too hectic for me.
You've got to get out of your rhythm, maybe something more starchy for breakfast and more salad-y for lunch?
Like, there's a window of about 5 minutes where my body goes from "I kind of need a poo" to "I'm going to shit myself" but with some people, they can hold on for absolutely ages.
I've been thinking about this loads recently.
As soon as I get into work in the morning, it's like "gogogogogogogo".
But if I'm out and about, can comfortably hold it in for ages.
I rarely need a poo when there's no loo to be found.
2 cubicles for 2 floors of maybe.....25-30 men* can't remember who's on the floor above other how many men in that team, still, must be in breach of human rights or something
Just no point trying.
There's even a sign on the wall reminding people to flush the toilet ffs
so 5 cubicles for the floor
I got "I did a poo and I liked i-it. Hope my toilet don't mind it." to the tune of Katy Perry's breakthrough hit stuck in my head.
It hasn't left since. The song, not the poo.
The gents only has only cubicle, and the toilets are at the far end of a very long office. Walking all that way to find out it's already occupied... it's intolerable (probably about 25 guys in the office, FYI).
One was a smear, one more lumpy so not necessarily the same person.
game recognise game, yo.