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Your finest theories, please
stupid bird, doesn't even know what it is.
and says "I've always wanted to snog one of these things"
and one of the shows she's booked to see if Paul Merton doing improv.
"Paul Merton and his highly acclaimed Impro Chums are wonders of nature. They take audience suggestions and create cascades of fantastic tumbling laughter"
didn't like it and spat it out
pubic hair home to infinitesimally minute birds and bees (/dragonfly's)?
Damaged dragonfly abdomen is the giveaway. Bee-eater caught it by the arse and perched to eat it, but as it tried to manoeuvre it down its throat its still-operational wings lifted it from the bird's grasp!
I also reckon the escape was short-lived
to move it round, and then caught it again in its beak and chowed down.
which is unable to move, due to perching on something booby-trapped with glue.