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What basic tasks have you failed to execute recently?
thus opening it out for wider discussion.
by adding more milk?
but it's not quite the same.
It does feel like a Tuesday though.
I've totally Balonzed myself
(cheddar cheese flavour) at lunch
shall I now have the other half?
i've only had one today
The best choice is now a Cadbury Snack. How pathetic are they? Six chocolate-covered squares of nothingness.
Also present: a cheaply made flapjack bar that you ordinarily find in a newsagents, probably next tomato-flavoured crisps.
I want to get rid of but I think it's about two knuckles in. Might actually have to go to the toilet to pick my nose.
then came back and said he had forgotten his wallet so had been unable to buy anything and has now been gone for about 40 minutes.
and he's not working on Friday...
and no treats... he didn't even get anything on his birthday, even after I shamed him a couple of days later.
One of the few I like, but still. I have a strict workplace no touching policy.
I feel violated.
Should I send a whole office email round reminding everybody of my strict no touching policy?
I think I will. It's the reasonable thing to do. High importance, read receipt requested.
Body: NO TOUCHING!
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don't want them to be as good as they are. Isn't there more potato in one of those than in the fries?