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pitch your business ideas here, everyone can tell you why they're shit and would never work
indie music website.
it'll cost £15K a month in server costs to run. it will have a forum tacked on, but we haven't got round to finishing that.
I'm looking for £200k for a 20% share.
Culminating in full blown porn redirects, ahm in for £100k if Deborah Meadon matches it.
I'd like to hear from mr paphitis first, if you don't mind, as his experience running a vast pornography empire may be a good fit.
But I'd like to highlight my vast consumption of pornography as experience in my favour.
And I could really use the excuse to chat to Debs.
in large office buildings, you can call up a barber to your desk with all of his/her barbering things on a trolley. you continue to perform administrative work while they sort out your barnet. cost of the haircut is automatically deducted from your next pay packet, they have one of them hand-held dysons to clean up all the hair afterwords.
all of the hair collected in the dysons gets stuffed into tights and donated to an oil spill or something (bonus charity PR brownie points)
The idea is that people send a picture of a dog, we identify the breed and let them know what it is. Income comes from ads for Pets at Home.
When you go to a cafe there are loads of amazing looking cakes but you can only try one slice of one of them otherwise you look like a pig. Cake tapas is kind of a cake buffet where you get to try loads of small bits of different cakes instead of one honking great slice. Could have deals for themed combinations like fruity cakes, chocolate ones or gluten free ones. Market it as the new, less fussy high tea. Guaranteed hit with grannies, kids and the mothers of Tunbridge Wells. £££
You've just invented a Mr Kipling cafe.
all cakes made by guests at the wedding.
Somehow I only managed to get four different types of cake. The maid of honour got through 9 types before admitting defeat.
Bugger knows what the bride and groom did with all the leftover cake. There was shedloads.
very very nice actuallly
"...had tiny fancy cupcakes but nothing normal that my kids would have eaten. Will not return."
"...their sweets were delicious! Try the coconut bites. It's like an outer body experience. Ok, maybe that's going a bit overboard, but if you're a coconut fiend like I am, try it!"
More science opera than believable, but I want something the size of a phone you load with special paper, that then prints whatever note you need and charges it to your account through wifi or whatever.
that if you agree to sign up to it, your friends can locate exactly where you are over the internet, much like google maps
would be most useful at festivals when you lose people. turn app on, you know where they are
but comes as standard with iphones?
On would be best. Log on to Jim's account - "Seems to be looking at porn again"
I'd be a billionaire.
I wouldn't even be enjoying it ironically or anything.
Think of the market, you could cover the gamut of hot drink Nazis. 1 sugar all the way up to 5.
and you can use to locate a lost pet
So you can quickly get £20 out without entering your PIN and holding others up. Can only be used once every 24 hours to avoid your account being rinsed in the event of your card being lost/stolen.
to provide a method to waive the exorbitant contactless payment fees they no doubt force the shops to pay them for all those transactions?
They get lots more profit from shops using debit card payments and I would imagine they have an extra profit from them using Contactless too or else there would be no reason for them to be pushing it.
They would rather not have cashpoints at all, I'd imagine, but right now they're stuck with them. What you're suggesting means you use your debit card to get cash, thus it's the bank that does the 'contactless pay' and they don't make profit, meanwhile you go and use your cash in a shop rather than your contactless card, which means the bank loses out on their percentage from the transaction.
It's also against the whole philosophy they are pushing, which is to stop people using cash entirely.
Everyone currently uses their debit card to get cash.
This is for people who are getting cash anyway. They just want to get it slightly quicker than normal. Not that difficult a concept.
because the banks are trying to stop this from happening. They aren't going to spend extra money on something that they consider is going out.
The business provides midgets dressed in school uniform to sex predators, at an hourly rate that's affordable on even the tightest of budgets.
I'm looking for £60K for a 12% stake.
for yer mirepoix/soffrito
and you only need one or two celery sticks. but you have to buy a whole bunch then the rest all go flaccid after a day or two in the fridge.
that is the starting point of loads of sauces, stews & soups
past tense: sautéed; past participle: sautéed
fry quickly in a little hot fat
tinder for gaming
getting sucked off while playing dark souls
take turns drinking each others hot cum and playing souls
With a built in alarm clock
*human owl tarp
But not just for politics.
carbon fibre dice tower