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Penis - snake/slug
Testicles - woodlice
Fingers - elvers
Nose - bird (beak)
Woodlice is a well known name for your testicles.
gooch - platypus (beak)
armpits - oxters (oxen)
toes - this little piggy (Sus domesticus)
This is why you are far superior to Saps.
Nose - Pig's snout - Trout
Heel - Eel