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oh wait here's the actual hilarious news story
heard one last night barking i think
'Panic reigned, with a woman being bitten, a man falling off his bicycle as he was chased and a pest controller being pursued back to his car.'
and if they were they really fucked up by using panic?
not to be a sly reference.
imagine a fox managing to push you off your bike. how could you live with yourself afterwards?
bleak, marshy landscape.
I've balonzed myself good and proper
by burying it's head under its paws. was adorably stupid.
'Mr Staines admitted he "tweaked his groin" trying to get away from the marauding animal'
I bet he did
didn't think you would be brave enough to click on this thread.
the day I consider alconbury to be part of the fens is the day I submit to the foxes
..."The fox was eventually caught and destroyed."