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Just eaten two nectarines and they were very delicious.
Just had a chocolate finger; was nice.
I was innocently referencing the fact that I had shoved my finger up my heatwaved arse for a while and then licked it clean.
superhuman levels of restraint
going for lucky number seven in a sec.
good man s'punk
they were also very delicious
tbf you seem to shit yourself every time the wind changes direction
for the 2nd day in a row. I can't work out if I'm winning or not.
needing a pish
drinking lots because of the heat, but it all just seems to work its way to my bladder.
mine is all cawfee
Temporarily staving off the office sweats. Important client call coming up - much too warm for the level of thinking required.
what's the weather like out? can i run home from work without dying?
It was alright.
We've been given permission to come into work in "lighter, casual clothes" tomorrow because of the heat. How far should I push it? I'm thinking the garish Ralph Lauren Hawaiian-style shorts (TK Maxx, £19.99), barely buttoned linen shirt and beach sandals should do it.
Turn up dressed like the man from Del Monte and sleep in a hammock all day.
there's four places. there's The Vestibule, that's on third.
there's Vests-R-Us, that's on third too. you got Best Vests. that's on third. String Low, Sweet Chariot... matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the vest complex on third.
Is that Mary-Ann will get in the vest with you. Haha, I'm just kidding!
That's in the Vest Quarter right?
he watched me on the phone to apple for 40 minutes, think that introduced him to the world of work pretty well
Could they actually help you in the end?
he is here 2 hours a week and at the moment there is literally nothing for me to do let alone him. Already cleaned the cupboard, tested a load of keyboards/mice and hoovered out projectors. Suggestions welcome
I meant Apple support, obviously.
As for things your work experience dude can do...create a new filing system?
just a case of writing load of serial number son invoices, scanning them in and emailing. Might get him to do it next time
We're in IT Theo, there is no filing - it's all electronic!
We leave/enter the building at the same time very often so have to make small talk all the time
"Oh today's dragged hasn't it?"
"Oh you know I always find the morning goes quick then the afternoon drags. Still, that's Monday done innit"
I'm thinking of staying in work a little bit later to avoid this interaction.
otherwise i will definitely die when i run later
I'm not hot on my early 00s garage. I was too busy fingering hot chicks*
*playing Warhammer and failing to pull at the Cathouse Unders
this should be their next ad campaign.
Eating them all the time, like Brando
Check out my buttery buns
They're fine all of time
(Last Tango In Paris)
alright Nicki Minaj
Now I've got a notebook to shred.
alcxxk doesn't have a smoke alarm. do you want him to:
a) get a smoke alarm
2) burn to death
HEY CIGGIES! I'M QUITTING
JUST JOKING GUYS *laughter*
c'mon epimer....do your joke now.
And get it right this time.
so it's ready for home time.
(whiskey, ice, bitters, sugar, orange rind) and stirred it up. Put it, without the orange rind, in the freezer, so that the second home time rolls around, I can have a nice old fashioned in peace before heading home.
I want a drink. I used coffee making away from desk time to prepare it, and now I can sup it the second I finish.
that's me guys.
catch you later.
I am in the park eating a KitKat cornetto
9/10 would tecommend
might as well have just stopped drinking water yesterday so i die quicker