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PEOPLE SAYING 'HAITCH' WHEN THEY MEAN 'AITCH'
slavery's ended - get over it m8
racism is bad, I'm certain of it
(except when quoting nu-metal lyrics)
I forgive it when it's done somETHING LIKE THIS
being something on acid
just everything, i'm sure all the misadjusted miscreants around these parts are same
THE PROBLEM IS WITH US, NOT THE WORLD!
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
in that other thread
"She thought he was just buying her a sandwich, what happens next is amazing"
probably not that 'weird' though
And yet, a quick scroll of facebook feed reveals a very different story.
"99% of you won't share this, but those of you who care will"
"Like here if you want cancer to not exist"
Because so many people want cancer to exist.
you're a dead man walking, carraldo
and one of them its all poor people and they are fucking disgusting. The other is really middle class and they are the rudest bunch of people I've ever come across and genuinely resent them both exisiting. The secondary school though, great bunch of lads and lasses.
I'm sure there are others, but those are the main two that spring to mind. Just something about saying the words out loud makes me cringe.
as in 'I'll just pop in tomorrow'. I hate that word with the fury of a thousand wronged shoe factory workers
there's no way of saying it that doesn't sound cringily pretentious
on the button top open the train door before you can open it
People who get up from their seat on the bus waaaay before the stop (that everyone else is getting off at too)
can't stand being stuck behind some dawdling fuck
outta my way, world!
It's your way of saying "DON'T WORRY GUYS, I GOT THIS!!!". Because if the door doesn't open within a milisecond of the train stopping you'll likely get shoved from behind and a torrent of abuse from frustrated office workers.
Really REALLY irks me. What irks me more is people getting ON a train doing the same when the people getting off will press the button so you don't even need to.
Likewise: people who stand on the platform but aren't EXACTLY where the doors open when the train is stopping so they do a little run/walk alongside the train and barge into all the cool people who know EXACTLY where to stand.
Also: people who press the STOP button on buses but it's already been stopped a million times. Not hearing it ain't an excuse, it says BUS STOPPING. Use your eyes, dickheads.
What if the train is super empty? I hate window seats, the little ledge thing fucks with your legroom.
Also what if you pre booked your seat and it's an aisle seat?
Also, I hasten to point out that should the train get busy I'll move over or even stand depending on how long I've got. (hate feeling pinned in)
but spend their online existence energetically denying that any given action, event and so on is actually an example of racism, sexism etc.
Taking the alternate seat and then not moving when it gets really busy
Hogging the outside seat on trains and not moving across when it gets really *busy*, obviously.
It's fine with chicken, red onion, bacon, optional BBQ sauce, etc.
are you suggesting a tuna and sweetcorn pizza?!
Oh no no no no no no no
horrifying if true
so while I'd be jealous, I agree because if you can have them, why the hell wouldn't you?
But when I have a dry up they must be in a separate dish
beans are fine but I don't want all my other lovely breakfast meats and that to taste like bean juice. I want it to taste like HP sauce.
Side plate with beans on a bit of toast. Bonus points if the toast is Marmited.
and all who cunt within her
I'm sure you've posted about this before but I can't be bothered to find it
June 26, 2015 or
26th June 2015
26 June 2015 is all you need
the 26th of June of 2015
but yeah, day first is just madness
the day first makes perfect sense. because it's the thing you're least likely to know, so it's good to have it first off the bat. year first is ludicrous, everyone knows what bloody year it is. same with the month. so the logical thing to do is go from shortest measurement of time - to longest. when someone asks the date you don't say "the 2015th year of the 6th month of June on the 27th day". the only excuse for formatting the date year first is for some sort of admin purposes.
After hearing a load of grunts and plops and a horrific smell, you fucking stay anonymous. I do not want to be washing my hands and see Tim from accounts' face associated with all that.
It's commonly accepted that you wait for someone to clear the bathroom before exiting your own cubicle
suffered a lot of this this morning =(
Today's lovely weather can utterly do one until half 5 though. Seriously, fuck you Summer.
I know it sounds very adolescent and MPBHy. I couldn't be bothered to think of a good name, so I stole it from a Manic Street Preachers song which I happened to be listening to at the time.
without severe justification, because it's something unjust or personally makes me suffer.
People, you need to relax.
Nothing really irks me
GOSH I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE THAT!
The unwritten, universal set of rules for being a pedestrian. Irks me that people can get walking on a pavement so drastically wrong
and call it a pavement instead. Irks me that people can get road* design nomenclature so drastically wrong. ;-)
*or highway, outwith scotland. #roadmaintenancetechnicianpedantry
"kinda eager, aren't you?" eclipses that by a billion
a weird thing or not a thing that it would be irked to be annoyed by
Anything with a quiz pun in it - Quiz Akkabusi etc.
Even got is shithouse. There are ways round it that don't sound like you've given up on expressing yourself properly.
or not things that it would be irked to be annoyed by.
for example: "that is so freakin' cool"
but he's obviously saying freak/freakin
feel liek this is a sufficiently weird thing to be irked by
How fucking stupid this is.