In response to this:
Do you play Scrabble regularly - like, in real life as opposed to on a phone or on Words With Friends or whatever? If so, do you have house rules? e.g. only words in some old dictionary that's been used as a reference point forever; no dickish two-letter non-words (XU, etc), no "new" words because your old man refuses to acknowledge that "cazh" is a thing?
I fancy a game of Scrabble. Wish there was a Scrabble Sunday locally.