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in a three hour call about IT expenditure from 9-12. kill me now.
so after i had my wee this morning in the upstairs one there was none to use. You can all have a game and guess what I used instead.
Also the doorknob on the inside of my room has broken off from the party so at one point i thought i was trapped in. If only.
to clarify, I have never had that though. Much easier to keep in check other ways/not hairy enough to even warrant it!
that i was wearing already anyway (before i got ready for work) so it's okay.
but went with sock. Bollocks.
Mogwai tonight, so I'm willing to accept humpday as penance
a lot to do when I get in, so I don't want the traffic to clear.
..........I need a coffee
"HIGH VOLTAGE" LIMITED EDITION
Talyors with me today
you know coffee you get from a supermarket usually has a number rating? this is a 7. hah.
will report back if it doesn't give me a heart attack
Unbelievable. It'll be like drinking treacle. And then after it'll be like when they feed Doc the wake up juice in Back to the Future Part III. /on_brand
what have i done
I have an 'INTENSE 9' at home for back up when I run out of workhouse
They're like Sky Movies bullshit compared to the BBFC, mate.
I can't find a picture of it online though :(
wasn't as tasty as expected. Lacked depth. But I am very awake.
paying a very snotty price for that.
Going to see Spy tonight. Not massively fussed by it but we've got that meerkat 2 for 1 thing so at least it'll be cheap
they really need to work on the name for that
You get it with any insurance policy you buy through their site so I just got 1 day travel insurance for the UK which cost £2.
Haven't posted on here in about two months because of new job. Thought I'd pop my head in and say hello. Off to Iceland next week to see ATP get cancelled last-minute up close and personal, so work is pretty manic trying to get everything done. I also ............need a coffee.
god i need it
sun is shining, just ate a mango, life is good
in the queue to get the Glasto returns from HMV, by the time I got back at 2am there was 4 new people in the queue and even though I left a note saying 'I'll be back' they said they thought it was just a viral for the new 'Nator movie and told me to go to the end of the line. Just hoping there is going to be more than 4 tickets available :(
(thats fine as I am going myself, apparently people there are friendly so will no doubt make loads of friends, for once)
This is Actually Going To Happen!!!! So Happy actually nearly crying, trying to force some tears out to show those around me I am emotional !!! Nothing is going to go Wrong Now!!!!
to get the tickets sorted out, feel a bit like Royalty, dead proud of myself.
Although I really cant see what could possibly go wrong now!
yesterday to give me a hint about the tickets just walked by me again and mouthed 'you owe me one', and to be honest I really do, wonder if he is going to Glasto? Would fate really be that kind?
My bank card is not working correctly at the moment so just took all the money in my special secret hidden shoe box under my bed, thought there was about £350 in there but turns out I had only saved about £170 (which I thought how much a ticket was, must have found an old website (is that even possible?))
Kind of was relying on going to Glasto for a number of reasons but now I just do not know what to do. Cant ask my parents for money as they might bring up the fact I owe them from electricity, cant ask my 'parents' for money as they haven't been interested since the swap over. Just going to go back to the flat and have a wee cry.
try WONGA dot com
Thanks for the advice though.
Might just make my way down the Glasto and sneak in? Is that even possible?
Today is my Thursday. My best man flies in from Holland on Thursday night so I've taken Friday off for an all-the-living-long-dayer.
Gonna have to do the 'please don't mention [insert tawdry event here] in your speech' consultation at some point.
My side still hurts like fuck from when fell over my bike trying to get off it on Sunday. It was every bit as comical as it sounds but it's been pure pain in under my ribs on the right side since :(
when you were trying to get your leg over?
Going to take a lot of effort to get through the day.
(it's not my bday)
But probably pretty, pretty ambivalent.
Working out your notice is brilliant, isn't it? Rock bottom expectations and no-one asking you to do annoying shit because they know you'll just say no. I could get used to this.
Still boggling over my invitation to a ceremony for renewing wedding vows for a couple that have been married for three years.
I'm not sure I can take much more of these smug posts.
Give it 2 months which should be enough for his new job to have rendered him 'full moker'.
Two months is a bit generous. Two weeks.
Definitely not irked, just wanted to make a 'Theo's so old' joke. Lowest common denominator stuff,
weird man GO AWAY.
Is it extortion? Will there be an eternity ring? What is an eternity ring?
these questions are about the vows renewal, not your notice period
All I've established so far is that I definitely have to go, because they've asked my gf to be a "bridesmaid".
I don't understand.
I am a pro at getting free things from Pret. Third day in a row, different Pret, different day.
nah, in all seriousness I am really good. Today I got a massive chocolate croissant, the best thing in my mouth in a long time. Honestly, just baked chocolate croissants. phowr.
No tea or coffee or food. I need these things.
And you just know it's going to be a shit day.
Did my normal morning routine, somehow five minutes late. Got paid (good) not as much as I expected (bad). Some cunt didn't press the button at the lights so had to wait twice. Oyster machine out of service, had to go to a shop.
Just all the toys out of all the prams.
Two of the girls i report to constantly fucking whisper. And I'm sure it's not me, trying to do the whole 'where's the evidence to support this' CBT stuff but I really think that they are and they don't say morning to me and pick up on everything I do wrong, yet don't say anything when i stay in the office until gone 8pm working/stressing etc. I dunno what to do. i'm not going to quit, but i am going to have to think about looking elsewhere. I do love freelancing though.
fucking whiplash girl is back and she's got her mother fucking cup.
I might bring my own in tomorrow, it is white and blank, but the bottom say's TWAT, so whenever i take a sip I will look at you you whiplash parsnip cow.
that they expect everyone and everything to be based around them? that's her. Fucking gap year 'i went to Thailand and got this cup' mother fucker. And take that shawl off mate you're not mother Theresa.
think we'll be on around 9
But Ive seen him loads recently. (Would recommend though)
sorry dude, I was rehearsing until like half 8 and then I ran out of money so couldn't see you or Sauna Youth!
I want to come tonight but i have Caribbean aerobics...which I've booked in
haha that's fair, life etc
The office is literally in meltdown with concern
to go to her house to make sure was 'ok' and found her in bed crying her eyes out. If ok though, shes going to fly her psychic in from America and talk to the cat to make sure he's happy being dead and then she'll be ok to come back (subject to the cat being ok being dead).
She had the cat put down. Bet its fumin'
about to screen some films for Mulvey and some others, should be good like
need to pretend I've done some stuff
but i couldn't have a lie in because i had to take my car to the garage ffs
i'm awake and not at work and it's not even half past 10
what do people do in the mornings that isn't work or sleep?
found it really hard to get up this morn, not sure why.
i have two tenders to do, i fucking hate tenders
didn't win/get on shortlist for travel writing comp. oh well. tbh I absolutely hated their example piece (read like a hyperactive, try-hard GCSE coursework piece) so if that's the kind of thing that they wanted I would never have been considered.
was already feelign sad and have put on a feckin kilogram when i've not been eating much and have been exercising which i never do. how is this even possible?
your body is storing muscle which = weight. Don't beat yourself up about it. Go by how healthy you feel in yourself, not arbitrary numbers on your scales.
Just dragging myself in to work
got the repair man out to fix the fridge door that wont close. all he did was reattach the sticky stuff on the door and it was fixed lol
so as to justify his visit i pointed out that our kitchen tap is a bit leaky and now they're going to replace the whole tap
going to take a long lunch
anyone need anything?
think i've changed my mind
I survived. Now to go and watch some jazz later and drink two (2) pints of stout.
now I definitely am.