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in big letters on the front page?
Use this thread for off the cuff, poorly thought out ideas.
I'm not going to do a parody thread. I'm not.
as the original story.
I did have a poorly thought out idea yesterday though, why aren't gyms free? why don't the council give everyone free memberships?
everyone would get fitter so it would save the nhs money and it would pay for itself. maybe.
I have a vague recollection that that's a thing
there are plenty of free ways to exercise already.
probably. just seems like the kind of thing that people should have free access to, if they wanted it. like a library.
it just leads to the poorest paying for everyone's gym membership
what about websites?
Unless they already murdered a loved one, in which case they have to murder a stranger and then someone they care about.
but for cats
except instead of the army, everyone has to spend a month or so working as a waiter/bartender/shop assistant/call centre worker. Might stop people from being such massive bellends to them if everyone's had experience of doing that work
Spend the money on free food and alcohol for everyone
Wait for France to invade?