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Beds broken, chandeliers pulled down, sheets ruined, glass tables shattered.
Carpet stained ✓
Clothes ripped ✓
More to come?
Condom broke ✓
honestly puts me off sex
for one of the activities they're CLEARLY intended for?
idiot. creaked like a deleted sex scene from Transformers films.
Duvin is the only way.
HAHAHAHA get him everyone!
we have a new champion
verily i have had sex 3 or more times
i don't have the heart for it. TBO i mainly remember for LIVE AND DIRECT FROM NEW YORK CITY and that's it
involving the phrase 'wanton boastfulness'
it's a bit glorious
not to get all Dunlop about it but yeah
ruined a friendship
as the other half had her period during and we didn't have the lights on
I once broke a house cos i was banging so hard
must have been a pretty ferocious wank to break a toilet seat
just after finishing the 90 day nofap challenge
and had sex and then caught it
'it' being gonorrhoea
She was bouncing up and down, I slightly shifted position, then she careered sideways and banged her nose on the bedside table next to us. Nice.