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p sure there isnt
I'm wearing some nice jeans
my living room window. I watched them for about 15 minutes from a few feet away.
The next morning a pigeon flew into the kitchen door window when I was standing right next to it and it scared the shit out of me.
These stories are unrelated.
and ACTUALLY TOUCHED ME on the arm. Pretty much completely lost my shit.
That is fucked up.
I saw a pigeon that was flying like a bat. It was surprisingly scary to look at...
Have you heard my nature stories?
I do like bats.
I saw a fox last night, I think it was either young or unfamiliar with the area, looked a little nervy.
it's interesting that I've still been able to spend a lot of time on here though today
because whenever i start talking to people about why they had kids, things get bad really really quick. one very good friend told me he would punch me if i carried on pressing him on it, and i'm pretty sure he wasn't kidding
but don't put yourself at risk of physical harm
and probably is going to be the last. enjoy it while you can.
But I'm not in the mood today, sorry.
it's from next which makes me feel v middle aged, but it does have toucans on
and no, might have to start one in a bit to get me through the last 1/2 hour
he used to be like Oliver Reed with a minidisc player.
That's about it.
but this has done me
someone on the other side of the office saw a mouse and when she saw me move my chair it made her think the mouse was near her
I just washed my bike. A solid days work.
should have said. I've just put all the shit away.
And this website goes downhill too
pretty happy with it
we all play our roles here.
You're manic depressive Wolfie Smith, I'm engaged bald man.
I smell a radio show
you seem pretty happy with everything
oh: my ceiling is leaking water again. how about that then? not so good eh?
you'll probably find a new species of newt in a puddle or something
for a new series of designs i want to put onto mugs via Etsy.
It's from Asos, and cost presumably about a 20th of the cost of her dress. I'm fine with that.
Only issue is now getting the groomsmen in the same gear. In the US, groomsmen/bridesmaids buy their own clobber, which is good because I don't have hundreds of pounds for suits, bad because I don't want to force an imposition like this on people.
but he didn't expect me to cover it which was a relief. grooms and my dad are all getting the same tie though, which i am buying. generous eh
But can't stretch to 5 x cost of the suit. There's so many layers of awkwardness. Her bridesmaids are all but one American, so expected and happy to buy their dresses. My groomsmen are all British, so this won't be as straightforward. I looked at renting, but the logistics of renting suits over there was a nightmare, plus it was stupidly expensive for not great quality - this way, they can all get the same suit as me, it's decent, cheaper, and they get to keep it.
Most of them are aware of the situation but I'm still putting off bringing it up.
bollocks to that. best man maybe but not the grooms too. Are you writing from Victorian England or something?
and didn't pay for my suit hire in either case. I assumed that was normal? In Don't Tell the Bride, the hapless groom always has to go bridesmaid dress shopping and they're NOT happy when they have to chip in.
grooms? gtf. absolutely not.
oh the penny has just dropped though. my grooms won't be wearing the exact same suits because idgaf about it, but if you do, then yes, that's on you.
spent over four and a half hours trying to assemble a hong kong phooey costume for a 'things beginning with H' party later and failed. basically, i couldn't find a red dressing gown anywhere?
now i'm not sure what to do. i need to go to this thing, because a girl i've been sexting will be there.