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So why do I get such funny looks when I ask to have a look at a woman's "old girl"?
would never use the phrase 'old boy' in that context.
"Everything was going splendidly until, without warning, japes slapped his old boy out onto the bar and began howling like a timber wolf".
I would take that to mean I had an argument with my dad
Or is that your Dad as well.
"japes is having a bit of trouble with his old fella"
"Those two fallen out again?"
"No, he's got gonnorhea"
how did his dad manage to get gonnorhea at that age?
bit disappointed that it was the Spike Lee remake.
it's feminism gone mad.
Not that I use any of them. I do have a nickname for it though. Its called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
the research on a national/regional level.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of an 'old boy' must be in want of a woman's 'old girl'?
maybe just haven't been reading enough erotic fiction.
maybe you've been drinking too much milk
for an hour and put it up on soundcloud.
I won't listen to it but why not?
I've already had several interested pms asking for the link to this (mostly from the same person)
(While Ted is trying to eat a sausage) They were a bit obsessed with the old...S-E-X. God I'm glad I never think of that type of thing Father. That whole sexual world. God, when you think of it it's a dirty, filthy thing, isn't it Father? Can you imagine Father? Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself? God almighty can you imagine that Father? Can you picture it there Father? Oh get a good mental picture of it. Can you see him there? Ready to do the business?
if I were trying to sound like a character out of a lewd PG Wodehouse novel.
I remember in that Judy Blume book Forever they called it Ralph.
judy sure does like ellipsis.
“Help me Michael . . . I feel so stupid.”
“Don’t,” he said, wiggling out of his pajama bottoms. He led my hand to his penis. “Katherine . . . I’d like you to meet Ralph . . . Ralph, this is Katherine. She’s a very good friend of mine.”
Old boy - yer dad, or, if in the east midlands, yer son
Old fella - generic old guy
Old man - todger
Old chap - no old, just chap, can be a guy or a todger
Old lad - no old, just chap, can be a guy or a todger
*Old lad - no old, just lad, can be a guy or a todger
old boy - the types that sit in the pub drinking a half and a half
Instead of debating the universal acceptance of 'old boy' can we all just agree to call a woman's foo-foo her 'old girl' from now on?
*points at door*