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Drinking an alcohol-free beer at work, like you would a can of pop.
Friday afternoon, let's do this.
1 or 2 makes no odds, let me drink you pricks.
Safely within drink driving limits, so fine, no?
but I never really have a problem with a mate having a half and getting in the car.
and then drive (I am often driven by them), but I just personally wouldn't
No one likes the smell of BO but this is surely learnt rather than innate?
I can get away with no deodorant for individual days, it's when you repeatedly do it and don't wash your clothes that problems arise.
not washing your hands after a piss when you haven't got any piss on your hands
only occurs when you are outside and it's below freezing in which case there's probably not a sink near by anyway
'did your mother not teach you to wash your hands after you piss?'
because I have an excellent comeback I've stolen from an unknown source.
unless you wash your hands after you touch any part of your body
So if anything your hands are cleaner if you get some piss on them.
but you're using the calculator to do some work-related sums.
I've never heard anyone brag about having one.
in fairness it might not be so much because it's particularly taboo but more people feel like it requires a certain of trust.
not as frowned upon I'd say though?
"but are perfectly fine".
is what I said to the people at the wedding who saw fit to remark on my attire.
is a definite no-no. some punk did this at a friends wedding recently and was the scorn of the entire day. and he had really bad aviators and a blue suede jacket. awful man.
Wore them to my own.
A much better look than any of that morning suit bollocks
Bloody fire brigade spent a good 2 hours scraping him off the pavement and then hosing it down. Worst thing though - he hadn't even dressed up!
Never understood the derision people (well, blokes really) get for farting. Stinks yeah, but it's only a natural bi-product of eating and drinking and it's not like you can always keep it in.
being naked outside
dancing on your own outside
singing to the moon
'singing to the moon'
pretty gross when you see someone on the tube having a redbull in the a.m.
but technically no stranger than having a coffee.
fizzy drinks in the a.m. is frowned upon.
to a Red Bull at about 10am.
Not a coffee fan...
Pint can of Monster not fine
for lunch. then again at dinner.
I have a healthy ass and a pair of thighs to fill out a pair of shorts and give them an extra fit. That perhaps can be a visual threat.
Definitely not a safety lager though.
Zubr is probably better for that, it is a more powerful image.
Same with very fancy olive oil tbf.
both of you
weird man GO AWAY
i always pour it out onto a spoon then drink it from there. less chance of it catching in your throat and making you do the cough