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Elbow. Fuck me, that is some boring shite.
We need some context.
Ever seen it? I wouldn't bother, it is dull as fuck.
It's like a televised Daily Telegraph or something, they're always going on about the royal family even when they're not doing anything (which is ALL THE TIME).
I asked your mum to be quiet. ie slag off.
(your mum's a slag)
Pure shite, that lot.
one of the best. not too bothered by sage.
don't even dislike it just doesn't do much for me. Oh and dill is a bit of a nob.
Chomping into an actual bit of coriander isn't very pleasing to me though
Can fuck off before people in general, as well.
it's 20 degrees outside. i'm going out but dont know what to wear. fuck off weather-above-13-degrees
don't feel any better though
still dunno what to wear
don't want to get my legs out
you called them anaemic shit-bags and somebody else said they were greasy perverts.
imagine getting wound up about that!!
I asked for chicken AND bacon.
I asked for mayonnaise.
I also asked for avocado. You didn't have this, so fair enough. TO AN EXTENT.
You have given me a half-full chicken and salad cream baguette and charged me £3.50.
I only discovered this after walking a mile back to my desk.
You are the second worst sandwich shop in Cambridge.
i thought you were a vegetarian
was once for a couple of months in 1996 though. Maybe you were thinking of then?
that must be it
This is important.
Like Diversity or anything Tinashe does... just find it really cringey.
Oh look they have a really little one!
I keep thinking about Tinashe now and it's really bugging me. It's like, 'oh here I am singing a nice so-SUDDEN FAST DANCE MOVES THAT DON'T SEEM TO TIE IN WITH THE SONG'
Think I just need to 'unfollow' her on Facebook, she posts like 30 video clips like this every day.
but there is always a small one not just that one main small one who may not be a small one any longer.
from this point in this video, for example:
Those jeans are a disgrace. Her mother lets her go out like that?
But they kind of have to do it I suppose so I'll forgive it
"hey guys, let's do a slo-mo bit... LIKE FROM THE MATRIX"
that show where Ashley banjo gets chubby fake tanned beauticians to all do a special dance for the village fete. CRINGE.
One of my dad's favourite saying, has been for decades. For context: either directed at a person e.g. "You're as much use as tits on a bull", or an inanimate object e.g."The grass collector on the lawnmower is as much use as tits on a bull".
But..tits on a bull would be quite useful/cool/amusing. Are they milk-producing tits? Just think of the benefits to industrial farming. He was wrong all along.
Basically, fuck off dad I hate you.
Bunch of pricks
he can fuck off
if it weren't for Emeli Sande, Elbow would be universally reviled for ruining the Olympics.
fuck off pricks.
and spend their life oft dedicated to the wont of another.
That includes me
But don't actually work for the supermarket. Colossal fucktwats one and all.
and went to a normal till. It was all I had and the women in front of me hadn't started and suddenly remembered that she needed something else and dashed off. I asked the cashier if I could just put it through quickly and she was saying no, no. Go to the self checkout and I was syaing but I have 60kg... fucking hell this is a boring story. Think I will post it anyway.
one of those that is a big plastic turtle. Big reveal tomorrow. Pretty excited.
you can't drive nearly as well as you think you can. stop your harassment.
always banging on about them, showing poeple they've just met pictures of them, smugly telling people who don't like dogs/have a phobia of them that if you met THEIR stinky hairy ratbag you'd instnatly LOVE all dogs. twats!