My bathroom's always got fucking slugs in it.
There was a silvery trail on my flannel a few mornings ago. Looked pretty but I didn't really like it.
A couple of months back I found a little slug on the bristles of my toothbrush. Wasn't really feeling that either.
In retrospect I should have tried stimulating my cock with it - I've let you down Balonz.
Anyway, enough about me, do you have a room in your house that's always got something or other in it?