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courtesy or tidiness?
balonz - would you take it off?
ol ma planik - courtesy or tidiness?
balonz - choose your own justification, honeybun. balonz just wants to get down to it asap.
You could just buy yourself some Smints.
had this old guy off checkatrade round fixing my door frames and he was great. really nice, dead cheap, did a really good job etc
then when we were chatting just as he had finished he started on this massive racist rant about how you don't want any asians doing joinery or something.
wasn't quite sure what to put on his review.
they could sing the 'Checkatrade' jingle AND finished it with a front-foot stamp and jazz hands.
You know that bit at the end of a tradesperson's visit where they tell you everything they've done and you just stand there smiling, nodding and thinking "I have no idea what the fuck you're on about but I'm going to pretend like I do"?
Might be a bit off-putting if they were delivering their spiel and they had bad breath.
who does "tradesman voice" too?
I've done it.
and 75g of edible viscera.
sounds like the plot of a porno
dries the mouth out, then the milk rots and goes all funky. A guy in work is a heavy tea drinker, I have to turn away if he talks to me it is so strong.
people who don't brush their teeth for days at a time - proper mingers make no mistake