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And didn't ask what model Balonz had first.
I hate it. Well it's fine apart from the plate always comes off its settings and is really hard to put back on.
You feel me?
Got this bastard and the plate is an inconsistent fuck, just stops rotating sometimes, comes off it's wheels all the time and that (also I thought lugging it from Old Street to Barbican would be a simple task but it's really fucking heavy and bulky and it was difficult)
but it is a Panasonic.
the old ones were only there a year.
Anyway, they have a new system that makes replacing the plate way easier, thank fuck.
your ex-wife's step father or your wife's mother's ex-husband?
I missed that. Sorry. :(
Is this the previous husband of your mother-in-law (and not biological father to your wife) or the stepfather of your previous wife?
Or the one on his keyring?
I want a microwave with a silent function. why isn't that a thing?
You're an engineer ffs, sort it out.
not the magnetron! the beep that tells you food is ready
Have got tried shushing it?
My washing machine makes this infuriating BO-beep-bo-beep sound when it's done, then every minute for the next five minutes, then stops. It's after that five minute mark that I actually need the reminder!
You couldn't make it up.
Beep when the safety lock is finished you massive white penis!
hate things that constantly beep at you. cars do this too much now. put your seat belt on! fuck you I'll do what I want
That's not a human you dumb prick!
I start the car and then put my seatbelt on. it knows I'm going to put my seatbelt on before I start driving because I always do but it still beeps at me. well fuck you mate I'm not putting my seat belt on before I start no fucking way. beep all you want you prick.
No, don't fucking bother now.
I don't really care
in a microwave
enjoy your lukewarm Iceland own findus beef korma crispy pancakes.
And thank you, I WILL!
But I don't feel like the information would be volunteered in the right spirit at this stage
"Oooh Mummy, I'm upset that people haven't taken an interest in my microwave but I'm too snide to give a proper answer when somebody does"
Check your PMs Ant for a thorough apology and some photos of my pubes.
what did you buy, saps?
and on the isle of wight!
i do own a microwave though but it was a "hand-me-down"
Our house one, which neither I or my housemate bought, died at the weekend. I made a right bollocks of cooking rice on the hob.
I'm super skint so I bought this guy, http://tinyurl.com/pyq3ka9, used Tesco vouchers to make it £26.50.
And I must say there's never such a rush on as to require two. BUT one is 700W and one is 800W so y'know different waves for different... needs.
sometimes mine doesn't work so you have to turn it on and off again at the wall
only use it for porridge and reheating soup, curry or pasta sauce
my dad microwaved mushrooms at the weekend and won't shut up about it
i imagine they'd sweat and go squeaky
my nanna uses hers to defrost sausages and bread so that's probably the first time i witnessed one being used
maybe someone cooking frozen peas